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the kids aren't alright :(
Why kids now are "dumb" and why the latest fashion is SO BORING.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
September 2023
WARNING: that meme is propaganda 📵
On the meme-to-propaganda pipeline, and musing on making time meaningful.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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🐣 goo goo gaga i adult teen 🐣
On adult babying, with many a trend thought starter.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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WARNING: be careful watching people 📹👀
On a new form of call out culture, and why we want so badly to be adults in the 1980s.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
🐶🍷🩺 COPE CULTURE LET'S GOO 🩺🍷🐶
Why dogs, wine, and therapy are having a moment and a eulogy for Róisín Murphy (which forecasts a bigger "thing").
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
August 2023
hot girl rat dinner girl lemon walk girl 💋💅👠
On the era of girls-as-salespersons and considering the death of "fine dining."
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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CONFIRMED: vacations are bad 🚷
Mapping disasters and tourism, and examining what the future of "being human" will look like.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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let us be ugly & dumb 😤
Going beyond the soft brained, and a peek at some things I liked.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
yes, celebs can be mean.
On the business of celebrity dissolving fandom and why Elon style libertarianism is spreading.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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July 2023
LIFE SUCKS IDGAF ABOUT ALIENS!!! 😭
We are all tired and all over it. Can the whole world go on summer vacation? It's too hot and our bodies are feeling it.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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💖 this Barbie is a capitalist 💖
What the Barbie movie says about the movie industry right now and brief look at some problematic country songs.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
🚫 don't show me Elon's p3ni5 🚫
...or shirtless Zuck. I have had **ENOUGH** of billionaires masturbating on us. Also, a big brained "everything is connected" conspiracy for summer.
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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
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