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On the merging of work life and creative life, along with a love letter to Cameo.
COVID-19 hospitalizations increasing
Spike in Covid as 1K Americans die every week
Be careful! I know many people in Europe and the states who are sick right now.
White House Warns Ukraine Aid Is Running Out
Bidenâs $106bn aid bill for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan fails
"Biden are responsible for the Gaza genocide"
"Two out of three Americans of color oppose it."
2024 is looking worse and worse, not to mention all the Hunter Biden shit.
Takeaways From the Republican Debate
Who will be Trumpâs VP? I want to say Haley, but sheâs too sensical. Ramaswamy would be inspired. Then, the world ends. A bright spot: Christieâs take on trans parenting.
November 2023: payrolls rose, unemployment falls
Youâd think this is good news but no one is feeling this in their wallet, especially considering all I see in my timeline are layoffs,needing work, and general capitalistic dissatisfaction. This doesnât count as eating the rich, Joe!
Spotify Lay Off 17% of Staff
See above. A week after Wrapped too! Their CFO cashed out, only to leave, while Tidal also had layoffs. Trouble in paradise! Iâm fine over here with Apple Music.
Mortgage rates falling, fastest since 2008Â
"rate cuts"
Also see above. Should we be worried?
Starbucks Loses $11 Billion Amid Boycotts
Delicious.
Record number of fossil fuel lobbyists at Cop28
Meat, dairy lobbyists turn out in record numbers
âsustainable yachtingâ
COP28 was a disaster. Yes, the yachting thing was real.
88 dead after drone mistakenly strikes festival
A tragedy in Nigeria that went overlooked. Very sad!
Universities Face Congressional Inquiry
Former Harvard disinformation scholar pushed out
Harvard (and other Ivies) are falling from their towers, as the right hates them for elitism and the left hates them for the above items. Will this mean anything? Not really. I do think this captures a trend: the left and right extreme hate of the neo-liberal status quo.
A plane fueled by fat and sugar
I meant to share this last week but forgot: more sustainable flight fuels are on the way.
More US retailers adopt 'keep it' policies
More retailers arenât refunding money but just telling people to âkeepâ things they donât want. Thatâs so wasteful, babe!
Retail Retracts âOrganizedâ Shoplifting Claim
Related: as expected, retailers claiming of record shoplifting were lying.
Va. explosion: Here's what to know
"purported video of the explosion"
Did everyone see the big house explosion? It was wild (and sad) and a top story.
âI saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness,â Allen Ginsberg wrote in the poem âHowl.â This was in the mid-1950s, the âmadnessâ a response to the jaws of the atomic age and the fastidiousness of the then âgreatâ American way closing on the young. âI saw the best writers of my generation become âcontent strategists,ââ someone wrote on Twitter last year. I retweeted it, with an image to capture how I didnât like that this post was about me.
These ideas are on the mind because
Tweeted out something absolutely disgusting on Tuesday: âthey say there are no more great american novels but what about pitch decks?â The follow up was just as bad: âtempted to say that decks are the great 21st century american literary formâBefore we go any further: if you donât know what a âdeckâ is, please stop reading. Spare yourself! You are pure. Enlightened! Heavenly. You neednât know our torment.
For those who do know what a deck is: Chayka is absolutely right and wrong. The fact is that, unless you are nepotized or elevated in a field because of a connection, youâre working a job. And this isnât just âoneâ job: youâre typically working a job and working a âpassion projectâ job that you hope will become âthe jobâ â or you simply must work two jobs to make ends meet. This started as hustle culture in the 2010s, but now is something that everyone does to survive in this economy.
While this has always been the case for creatives, there is a bittersweetness to the modern side hustle because increasingly the tools of both our creativity and our âworkâ are tools of capitalism. I sit down at my computer and I work on my novel. I sit down at my computer and I write sponsored content for a brand. I work on the same Apple computer that Steve Jobs did not dream up (Or did heâŠ?) so that I can speak the language of Gen Z on social media for multinational companies. The business suit part of the snake eats the clown suit part of the snake.
To be a creative now is work on top of work, negotiating the giving up of your identity and talents to the machine to the point that the two bleed together. Examples are everywhere. Musician Ricky Montgomery explained how aspiring artsy musicians now have to grovel on TikTok for listens while forebears like Thom Yorke never had to do this. Nicki Minajâs assurance that her new album was like âgoing to Gag Cityâ became a meme because fans used AI to show love, but this captures what AI culture actually is: a work tool that cannibalizes and confuses creativity since the technology is intended for â I donât know. â customer service and fraud detection. Resident Advisor did a great story on the rise of the pop edit and, while I love pop edits and feel theyâre an act of reclamation, the pop artists who create the basis for these banging remixes â Hillary Duff, Janet Jackson, Ciara â have made careers off elevated commercial jingles. Kids are now using decks to present their family Christmas gift ideas. I saw a hoodie that reads âOut Of The Office.â The Boss Spring/Summer 2024 show was inspired by corporate culture. âThe Office Siren,â an aesthetic of the kinda sorta hot secretary, is trending. The upcoming season of Drag Race has a queen whose name is Amanda Tori Meating.
Itâs a sickness, work. Less the job-work or creative-work but the expressions, the tools, the gestures of work poisoning us. There is no work-life balance anymore. As life gets more casual, as you wear the same clothes outside of work as you do to work, as you curse in any context and any situation, so does âthe funâ: work, especially work in marketing, wants to feel fun while life, as fluid as it is, longs to be serious. No wonder the word of the year is âauthenticâ is a word of the year: culture is deeply confused, as we give and give and give our lives to work only for our creative pursuits to also be work.
This is âpart of lifeâ as a creative in these times. But will there ever be an end? Isnât there something so wrong about this imbalance? As I write these newsletters week after week, because I too have a pile of short stories and two fiction books that have not sold, I tell you this: everything is work, even the fun things. Maybe I need to start submitting the Tweets Iâve ghostwritten for brands, the writing Iâve created for literal nepotism babies, and see where that gets me. Maybe then creativity can translate into something.
GTA 6 Trailer Surpassed GTA 5âs
This was the story of the week. The game looks good!
"OD"
"now in development"
The Game Awards were this week, which were fine but both a Kojima and Jordan Peele collab was announced along with a NEW Jet Set Radio. I will be so annoying when these drop.
How much caffeine is too much?
Paneraâs caffeinated-lemonade-that-kills-people went viral. Lots of people wanna drink that drank.
What Weâll Be Obsessing Over in 2024
This T list is good but funny. Some things are right on (Browns! The eighties!) but some things are ridiculous (Dada and nihilism? Where have yâall been?). Lots of rich people talking!
Pinterest Predicts
Pinterestâs 2024 trend predictions are here and, while consistently one of the most stellar lists of the year, I didnât find this lineup that surprising or that interesting, but I am obligated to share.
Pantoneâs 2024 color of the year
ZZZZZZ SNOOZE TOMATO TOMATO MAY AS WELL BE GRAY
Rizz is Oxford's word of the year
ZZZZZZ SNOOZE TOMATO TOMATO GEN A BAIT MOVE ON
Person of the Year 2023: Taylor Swift
ZZZZZZ SNOOZE TOMATO TOMATO here is a great take and at least she took down Kim as a result
Return to office is dead
DUH MORONS
Michael Stipe Is Writing His Next Act
The Times Michael Stipe feature is very good!
Grinch stands with 'Santa is Fake' sign
'Is Santa Real' Search Results
"Merry Christmas"
I keep seeing news and jokes about âSanta isnât real.â This seems like the right getting what they wanted: truth, in the name of Jesus. Fortunately, the kids canât read.
Astroboy - Bubble Bobble Jungle
Absolutely crying listening to Martin Bootyspoonâs deranged Bubble Bobble jungle edit.
Outside of #GagCity and GTA 6, one other thing got us through the week: George Santos Cameos, short video greeting cards made by the disgraced politician. He literally talked about anything â douchebags, his not-so-real MBA, spending money on botox, furry coming out stories, singing Taylor Swift, diva down â for a surprisingly low cost of $500. The Cameos are so good (âgoodâ) that Jimmy Kimmel bought a series of them, proving Santos will say literally anything.
I want to take this opportunity to say a controversial but brave non-sponsored something: Cameo is one of the best entertainment services of this century. I say this as a dedicated Cameo user, someone who has purchased nearly 30 Cameos since 2019. Why do I love it? There is so little joy in life and one sure way to bring joy is to text, show in-person, or to share your screen to reveal a video message from a celebrity with a direct message to a loved one. It is honestly where I feel entertainment is heading, as customized and personalized media will eventually be all media. Just ask Black Mirror!
But donât take it from me: let me tell you about some of the Cameos Iâve purchased as so many are wild. I bought my dad a birthday message from Alana âHoney Boo Booâ Thompson who spent a minute talking about Covid. I bought a coworker a message from Countess Luann who sang âFeeling Jovaniâ unprompted. Amanda Lepore did her best Marilyn Monroe for a friendâs birthday. Once for Bobby and once for his mother, Carson Kressley gave earnest life advice for just $79 whilst seated in front of a grand piano. On three separate occasions, I had Miss Juicy from Little Women: Atlanta deliver the best $100 pep talks you can imagine from a cancelled Lifetime reality show star.
But these are just scratching the surface of Cameoâs greatness, which the Santos videos get at: you can buy a celebrityâs voice to sayâŠanything. Who needs AI when you can go to the D List source? These are gifts that create next level group chat memes, if not literal memes as weâre seeing with Santos. An example: in 2019, shortly after Jeffrey Epstein died, my coworkers and I â like the entire world â couldnât get enough of the âdidnât kill himselfâ meme. Weâd slip the phrase into emails, presentations, conference calls: you name it, we slipped it in. To cap off the year and wish our boss a happy birthday, I hired noted race grifter Rachel Dolezal to make a Cameo. It was a joke and I didnât expert her to grant our request. Then, via text, her video message arrived. What did she say? âJust a quick side note,â she said with a smile toward the end of her minute. âEpstein did not kill himself.â I watch that video every so often. Maybe one day I will share it widely.
Another example, as recent as last month: I needed a video to inspire coworkers. Who do you turn to for inspiration? Dedicated Trend Reportâą readers know that you turn to modern philosopher Azealia Banks. Her Cameo was a near five minutes of slate-blue-eyed Slay-Z hitting all of her talking points â people not having enough sex, ironic queerphobia, racism, rape, anti-American sentiment, gay love, the importance of being broke, âthe girls,â why you should use ChatGPT to slack off at work, the word âpussy holeâ â in front of a purple guitar mounted to a wall and two posters with illustrations of calisthenics. She did offer some inspiration, despite thinking we were a part of the writerâs strike which, at the point of ordering the video, had ended two months prior. I watched the video with my team and, when I tell you I felt every cord of muscle in my abdomen from laughing, I mean that.
You may not âgetâ the George Santos Cameos, but let me tell you: there is a thrill, a brief power in being able to pay a random celebrity to say something. In a world of so little power, of robbed time and creativity, there is one way to get off if you can afford the booking fee: paying a celebrity in need to say the wildest shit. Get your Christmas orders in now. You wonât regret it.
âGag City Eagleâ
âJennifer Lopez has beenâ
âRihanna has arrivedâ
â#GagCityâ
âGag City arrivalsâ
"Mount Rushmore"
âto Nickiâ
Some of the best #GagCity memes and posts.
âname a womanâ
âname a womanâ
âname a womanâ
I enjoyed the âname a womanâ trend, mostly because it randomly surfaced (and made viral) my friend Danielle! Billy Eichnerâs impact + this is the new Roman Empire.
âtop 20 Tweetsâ
Look, this is a great Sia Tweetâbut this is my favorite.
"Dr. Haddassah Olayinka"
"This is the Corretta Scott King "
Miss Adele. Why did you do that? Donât you remember carnival? And if you donât get the Corretta Scott King thingâŠ
âTV has never been betterâ
We need Kathy Lee back on the TV.
âKyle and Tuckerâ
This poor Photoshop of Kyle Rittenhouse and Tucker Carlson went very viral obviously.
ârancid hair offâ
Not Photoshopped. I really am over Timothée and need the world to be over him too.
"Woody Allen is pranking me"
âthe french people flirtingâ
Watch the first video and then tell me you donât agree with the second.
"how long until I'm dead?"
Does anyone actually know what might happen? Genuinely curious as I am always frightened I will eat chicken like this.
â432 Park Avenueâ
I love flop things so of course Iâm obsessed with this vacant, expensive Manhattan building.
"My little cousin"
Sick to my stomach that I understand this.
âIâm a little drunkâ
I miss her :(Â
âon this bangerâ
Catholic school girliesâŠletâs go.
âa new iconâ
Sheâs so me coded.
âmile high bathroomâ
âworst things Iâve seenâ
If I had to see the mile high airport bathroom shrimp and mashed potato video, then you have to see the mile high airport bathroom shrimp and mashed potato video.
"there had to be a less terrifying way"
No, I think this is the best way to ask for skincare advice.
"Happy Patti LaBelle Day!"
This week was the 27th anniversary of WHERE MY BACKGROUND SINGERS??
âno more girlbossingâ
We all need a girlrest.
âgloves in germanâ
The word is and is not exactly what you expect.
âmy boyfriend broke up with meâ
Best film I watched this week.
"now streaming"
Youâre welcome, Lee Pace hive. I always got your back.
And, finally, how I think I sound speaking to you.
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Thank you for the Michael Stipe article! I rarely finish an article that long (though I often click and scroll through your newsletter to the end :). Now Iâm listening to rem, feeling nostalgic for all the times Iâve never listened to them before.
That mile high bathroom joint finally makes me understand my motherâs disappointment in my brother and I for watching stuff like Tom Green and Jackass during the late 90s and early aughts. đ©