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Happy Holidays and keep buying! Man, this hits hard. Walking around in a daze, I buy without thinking sometimes. My friend and I were just joking about how corporations will start introducing surge pricing everywhere on everything to gamify-while-they-reap buying all the time.

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damn surge pricing for retail is crazy and would help A LOT that would help take out, say, the ease of spending (especially online shopping) which is all to say: "shopping" somehow has gotten so normalized that we don't even stop to think critically about it anymore?? such is capitalism or SOMETHING!!!!

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We joked surge-everything would be nuts, and it actually might be the thing that breaks us completely good and bad. Anxiety about fomo would be non-stop. But, you’re right that on the flip side, it would cause you to think more about what you are doing. My fear: it would just be used to manipulate people with fear and inflationary/deflationary pricing would just be normalized. Digital price tag displays make it seem possible.

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yeah that...is actually what would happen: it would just be constant Black Friday which is the exact OPPOSITE of what should happen (for wallets, for the planet, etc.). i do think there's going to be, like, a mass waking up and going "yo: amazon SUCKS" and then the dominos fall. at least i hope so!!

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Yeah...the only good thing about our "no ons is listening" moment is how many celebs are tanking their performative support for Israel, arrogantly believing THEY will move the needle 🤣

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okay you're cooking here...we may be in the age of self-cancelling, seppuku-via-tmi-me-me-me-ism

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Please tell me you will expand "seppuku-via-tmi-me-me-me-ism" into an angry spoken word poem

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when i eventually start making tiktoks, maybe this will be one of them!!!!!

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On a side note: Are you staying on Substack? Did I read you were planning on leaving this year of did I dream that? If so, please let us know where to follow you. I would love to subscribe now and support you, but feel in a conundrum about it.

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that must have been a dream because this baby has no plans to leave Substack!!!!!!!!!!

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Ok good! I follow a few folks and I think some have mentioned exit plans, but I can’t remember who. I feel ‘em. In a perfect world we’d all just get along, but that ain’t happening. Thanks for letting me know. Subscriber incoming!

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omg THANKIE 🥹

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