Millennials are actually adulting now đ
Reflecting on Millennial adulthood via the arts of our time, and exploring the unwinnable world of identity.
Hamas launches surprise attack
âPalestinians break into separation fenceâ
Timeline of conflict
Likely the biggest news of the weekend.
Kevin McCarthyâs Historic Humiliation
The story of the week. Mind you, this dumbass suffered the embarrassment of 15 votes earlier this year to become House Speaker, which plays into the very 2023 humiliation fetish. This highlights the many problems of American politics, which the Times did a good job of summarizing. None of this is aided by Biden resuming Trumpâs border wall whilst slashing environmental laws.
Laphonza Butler as Feinstein Successor
A surprising follow up to Feinsteinâs death. I didn't knowâŚsomeone could just âbe appointed.â Sheâs the first Black lesbian to be serving in Congress too!!
Trump Revealed Nuclear Submarine Secrets
This story didnât seem âthat wildâ until I was watching a David Parkman TikTok live, where someone working in Navy ships called in to lament just how bad the secrets were. Woof.
Vatican Synod Puts Catholic Issues on the Table
Catholic culture is about to become real hot and interesting, given that the Pope is talking about being nicer to LGBTQ+ persons and considering the environment. This also reminds me that I did a deep dive on Catholic apocalypse theories this week. Fun!
September's Record-Shattering Heat
The chart isâŚquite concerning. Absolutely wild uptick!
âofficially removed article headlinesâ
"X will remove the interaction counts"
Two very stupid things Twitter is implementing. Elonâs realy killing everything! Even himself!
How red-states are shaving years off lives
A striking new study of death in America
Stories about early death this week, largely around Republican states and those who didnât finish high school.
Bedbug fears grip Paris
Itâs not just Paris: the world is worried. As someone who has had bed bugs, itâs not that big of a deal â but you can avoid it by not putting clothing or bags on your bed or couches!!
Long Covid test shows differences in immune system
Apparently long Covid might be related to something biological. Very interesting! Related: long colds.
MacArthur Fellows
Who are the 2023 fellows?
New MacArthur Fellows just dropped and, no, I was not one of them. Whatâs most remarkable is how many of them deal with elements like air and water. Donât ask me why, but this always makes me so proud!! Meanwhile, Nobel Prizes have been awarded too, although I find those less interesting (but, yes, the work is impressive too).
A friend of mine is tiptoeing into the literary world, readying a story to submit. I gave them an overview of literary journals and how to pitch publications. They asked an interesting question, one that speaks to the objective oddity of this progressive world: a lot of these publications ask for your identity. Why?
I explained that, you know, publishing is so white â and theyâre aggressively trying to course correct, to be more inclusive by soliciting diversity. Many are actively courting (Begging, really.) by discounting submission fees for Black or BIPOC writers, as seen from The Common to Southeast Review to Passages North. I encouraged them to mention their identities in their bio, which we both agreed feels gross â but it can help in getting noticed. While affirmative action may have ended, in liberal spaces like the literary diversity is still prioritized.
In my own bio (example), words like âqueerâ and âLatinxâ check those identity boxes. Are they me? Yes. But are they cringe, weird, and pick-me? Absolutely. Specifically âLatinx,â which I think about all the time: the X is exciting, queer, and clunky, something that âdoes happenâ in Spanish but ignites debates about grammar similar to the singular they. Iâve mused on the word before, and have debated my mother on the subject, as she feels the word isnât real (Wrong.), isnât used by people (Right.), and is erasing aspects of Spanish (Eh.). Iâve considered the switch to âLatineâ but am exhausted by what can feel like trendy, shifting semantics that further confuse the unfamiliar. Meanwhile, the simple âhispanicâ lingers in the wings despite its Republican, racist history. This word is hotly debated every Hispanic Heritage Month, where Iâm reminded how unwinnable these identities can be. Ask video game company Bungie, who shared a cute post in Latinx solidarity this week, only to become a trending topic due to reader context: ââLatinXâ and âLatinEâ are suggestions by people who don't understand latin languages or foreign culture.â While the communityâs lack-of-use is true, it doesnât mean itâs bad or that people can share queerphobic, misogynist, racist, anti-woke takes.
Situations like this capture an ongoing mania of identity: how people share and express who they are has undone us, leaving the right sore and the left pining to be as correct as possible, which triggers the other side which then triggers the other side. Identity is both so common and not-deep yet so dead serious that something like the Supreme Court has to weigh in on it, trickling down to the military and your office. Identities are trivial and cultural, which is how jokes about white hikers and white ethnicity get made and then confused for hate. Everything is so serious when your life is packaged for consumption. Ask Tyler Cherry, the current Communications Director for the Secretary of Interior whose visible queerness was a target of Libs of TikTok and The Blaze, which was transformed into jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes in Cherryâs support, to undo hate directed at someone who displays their difference. Itâs not just ethnic or sexual identity either but also binary gender, as we have girl math and boy math, girl dinner and boy dinner: as
mused in GQ, such trends play with our fantasies of identity. The fuel of our culture machine is the love and hate of difference.Are you tired? I am. The art of public personal marketing is to wander into the territory of the rat girl: you have to perform yourself. Some will applaud, others will throw tomatoes â but neither side will really see you as a person. Weâre all pieces of a puzzle, to support agendas of diversity and inclusion or to be pinned as part of the problem.
Apogee Issue 18 Is Here
Improvement
Some ~me~ news: a fiction story of mine is out in the latest Apogee!! Itâs a ~spooky~ story perfect for October, which also is very on-trend because itâs a backhanded take on Airbnb culture. Take a peep! And let me know what you think đť
Airbnb Is Broken, Its CEO Says.
Airbnb boss lays foundation for longer rentals
One of the cultural dramas I am most invested in this year is the fall of Airbnb. I think it captures this moment well â consumer culture, real estate, power (to the people), gentrification, pursuits of leisure, Web 2 tech â and will continue to reflect these times. Sadly for them, long-term rentals do not seem like the solution. Just ask Dr. Sascha Jovanovic!
690 New Words to the Dictionary
Note that these words arenât all new items like âedgelordâ and ânerfâ: they include âloglineâ and ârotoscope,â which speak to how common Hollywood and tech industry terms have bleed into the mainstream. What was once specific to insiders or those doing business now belongs to everyone. Says a lot about the influence (and or the dissolution of powerâŚ) in certain industries!
Fortniteâs Holocaust museum
Big Oil's Using Fortnite
Two very different stories about advertising ideas in new mediums, largely Fortnite. I donât think either will be successful, but one is obviously more laudable than the other.
Molly Baz on Her New Cookbook
I was a Molly Baz fanatic like two years ago and this feature shows the charm of the Millennial chef, who I think is probably the closest thing this generation has to Ina Garten.
Reacts to Sexyy Redâs Support for Trump
Sexyy Red Heartbrokenâ After Explicit Leak
Rapper Sexyy Red had a wild week, from endorsing Donald Trump (because he gave out stimulus checks) to a leaked sex tape (which was initially believed to be done intentionally).
Cathy Horyn on Her Balenciaga Moment
While I maintain that current shows are exhausting and boring, something interesting happened: critic Cathy Horyn walked for Balenciaga! Obsessed, although Robin Givhan should have been included too.
"dedicating his album to his partner"
Queer tearjerker of the week: Sufjan Stevens dedicated his new album to his late partner. Absolutely gut wrenching way to come out!
BeyoncĂŠ Announces Renaissance Movie
In case you missed this BeyoncĂŠ news. I just donât getâŚwhy this couldnât have come sooner? I feel like these stars are torturing their fans on purpose?? Queen of edging!
Swift, Kelce, & NFL a match in capitalist heaven
The NFL Belongs To Taylor Swift
"Taylor Swift arriving"
âfully adopted her ex boyfriendâs ex wife"
So many takes on the NFL (Taylorâs Version) this week!! Which plays into the larger NFL rebrand (a la Disney and Nickelodeon), but also speaks to theories about Taylor: itâs been thought that these antics are to sweep away SEO-based press about private jet usage and her time with Matty Healy, while vacuuming up the Joe Jonas mess. My theory? Sheâs getting into the hearts of NFL fans, only to push them further left. After all, she did just drive a voting surge.
âdoesnât match the aestheticâ
"Downtowns are dead"
Two unrelated TikToks that speak to the blandification of cities and architecture. File this in previous Report⢠subjects: adult dorms and the loss of color.
Both
and Oneohtrix Point Never (Daniel Lopatin) released new albums. Both are quiet, both are introverted, both are meditations on Millennial adulthood.For Halo â whose first proper LP was 2012âs woozy, intoxicating, drowning Quarantine â her return was with the contemplative and orchestral Atlas. Music that was once jittery and pawing a decade ago has been smoothed out, into what she calls âsensual ambient jazz collages.â Itâs a sound sheâs been wandering toward for years, as her music has gotten less and less solid, straying toward the fluid, the gooey, that which cannot be contained. Experimental in a pure sense. In the time of her career, from early twenties to late thirties, sheâs moved from New York to Berlin to Los Angeles. Sheâs scored a film, curated festivals, and created so many mixes. Surprisingly and not, sheâs now a professor at CalArts. She continues to make music and share writing.
In contrast, you have 0PN. He emerged in the late aughts with releases like Betrayed In The Octagon, which felt like unmade soundtracks in the canon of 1980s films like Tron and Blade Runner. This year he returned with Again, a somewhat somber wander between his hallmarks of crying synths and literal orchestral orchestrations. Described as âa meditation on his musical identity during young adulthood from the perspective of middle age,â Again feels like an apology to the self that listeners â particularly listeners who have followed his trajectory â are invited into: Lopatin started as an avant-electronic star, creating the foundation for artists like Huerco S., Tim Hecker, and Napolian to break through with similarly deconstructive sounds â but he took a decided sharp right turn for the stars, to score A24 darlings like Good Time, Uncut Gems, and the upcoming The Curse. Then thereâs The Weeknd, who 0PN has collaborated with for years, helping craft After Hours and Dawn FM, not to mention a Super Bowl halftime show. âDonât look behind the curtain,â Again seems to mumble with every synthetic harpsichord pluck.
These artists â both around the forty range, both American â offer a look into the mind of the Class of 2010, an idea that Iâve been chewing on that weâre finally, firmly, entering: true Millennial adulthood, specifically an adulthood outside of nepotized âvoices of a generationâ (Lena Dunham, Taylor Swift, The 1975). Both self-made artists, Halo and 0PN represent the reality of what it means to have âsuccessâ as an adult, both and neither of which appeal: while these two have the power to create their own universes, they still have their âday jobs,â be it in academia or working for pop stars. Like a law of thermodynamics, energies transfer and, while their forms are different, the results are remarkably similar. You get the same sensation when reviewing Made In L.A. 2023 or the list of MacArthur fellows or the most interesting politicians today: Millennials are finally of-age, finally adults, and theyâre working through their past, present, and future. Just ask indie director Greta Gerwig, therapist Ed Droste, non-digital superstars Issa Rae and Quinta Brunson, and memoirist Jennette McCurdy: weâre finally finding ourselves.
To be an adult is to reflect, to unpack, to look in the mirror and see all your selves. Yes, you are an âadultâ in your late teens â but itâs not until your mid-to-late thirties when you finally are an adult. Both Halo and 0PNâs albums capture these feelings to differing degrees, one more assured despite the waves as the other feels unsure of (or even haunted by) their path. At this age â and I would assume from her on â you have to stand in place and look back at your footprints. What have you done? Who have you affected? What are you proud of? Such is the age of Millennial mid-life contemplation.
âNot realâ
âAfro sticking outâ
âtravotheeâ
âthat one baristaâ
"wrapping her albino child"
âAI fucking yall upâ
"not SAG actors doing the AI yearbookâ
Celebrity AI art went wild this week, my favorite one based on an iconic Azealia Banks Tweet. Also the last one is a great take on the silly AI yearbook trend that Charli XCX, Keke Palmer, Bretman Rock, Pokimane, and more got into. Yâall should know better! Tom Hanks does!! (PS. Watch as Photoshop AI âremoves glassesâ from this person.)
âso a touchdownâ
âgays do like sportsâ
I feel like the Taylor x NFL items are inspiring some queer football culture entries. I like them! But I ainât watching that death sport.
ânever been a serverâ
ânever had a car towedâ
Love these Delta Work edits. And, if youâve not gotten into it, you gotta watch Delta Workâs podcast clips.
âRishi Sunak scapegoatingâ
Fuck that man. Best take on his âspeechâ this week.
âmeet Wally the alligatorâ
Look at this emotional support freak.
âhello Amandaâ
New Saw looks wild! As someone said in the commentsâŚwhere are the subtitles?
âvr drunk drivingâ
Look. I would absolutely do this, except Iâd end up wigless at a Dennyâs.
âThe Duality of Transâ
The best TikTok non-essay essay of the week.
âTurn dat gay shit upâ
See above.
"Propane Man"
I beg you to watch this Hank Hill impression.
âPlot twistâ
I feel like I could write a very long essay about this TikTok short film. It seems to represent America and Boomers and our relationship to the planet andâŚI could go on and on!! (If you want more horse content, this one tickled me too.)
And, finally, a taste of the soup of my mind.
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