The Trend Report™

The Trend Report™

TR.BIZ: 9.10.2026

From quitting sports betting apps to predicting the next Dolly Parton, this is your late-mid-week check-in 💫

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Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick
Sep 10, 2026
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Welcome to The Trend Report: Business Edition™, a midweek look at top stories, trends, and more of what’s happening online and off by Kyle of The Trend Report™. Today, we’re exploring why Acorns is betting on sports bet quitters, how people are feeling about spending money now, another “AI WILL KILL US!” fire drill, and why hiking comes after running.


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🩹 Branded: Acorns wants you to stop sports betting

Everything is gambling now, with companies like Kalshi doing their best to rob the young (and male) out of their livelihoods. Kalshi alone has seen 18 to 21 year olds spend approximately $5.4B on bets! These platforms are so bad, turning gambling into a “game” that steals the future from the present. It’s very evil and very bad! At a time when so few are stepping up to 1.) offer leadership and 2.) take seriously the dire conditions of most people, a huge opportunity to do good presents itself — and finally someone is taking it, while putting their foot down on this mass robbery being committed: the financial planning app Acorns has launched an effort coinciding with the start of the NFL season to lure people away from sports betting to save money instead. Housed within a campaign called Investinall, which frames sports betting as a condition of regret that kills your wallet, the brand is matching people’s sports betting losses up to $50, which would be used as their first deposit in an Acorns account. It’s a very smart idea, one that seeks to fight the frivolous fire of a sports bet with a more responsible FIRE-type fire. “Sportsbooks and betting apps are built to turn our desire for more money into a game,” Acorns CMO, Kasia Leyden, shared via email on this effort. “The deeper problem is what they’re selling: that there’s a fast, exciting way to get rich. There isn’t. Building wealth is usually boring. It takes time, consistency, and patience.” This moment is one of entrapment and “quick wins,” which we see from the confusing bubbling around AI and markets to American politicians conning the government (and all of us) out of financial stability: this is what a multi-tiered armed robbery looks like. Acorns too is seeking to profit in this moment, but it’s couched in taking a stance against cultural rot and for larger literacy: this is something to celebrate, considering so few are doing anything to foster responsiblity. “Betting doesn’t just cost people the money they lose,” Leyden said, “It can crowd out the saving and investing that could build their financial future.”

🏛️ Politicultural: More money miseries

Very briefly: two things that feel somewhat related and spiraling out of the above money losses, both of which are pre-Q4 and pre-holiday bells ringing about how we’ll be spending. None of this should be surprising given the K-state.

  • First: PwC dropped their holiday outlook report which forecasts both caution around travel and a flatness in spending, with the average holiday gift budget being $708 (which is the lowest since 2022). Millennials and Gen Z will obviously be the most hit by this. People are also seeming to be gift card inclined, as the top “most likely to buy” gift for family and friends are gift cards. Huh? Safe, sure, but also boring and a touch selfish, considering the top “most likely to buy” gift for the self is clothes. Might as well say we want to be influencers while we’re at it. Vanity becomes us! Dress for the jobs we have, etc.

  • Second, crypto (Eh.) payment platform Oobit did a study on tipping, finding some non-surprises: most people feel pressured to over-tip, find that the state of tipping is too aggressive, resulting in people being less generous with tips. Young people and women are more likely to feel pressured, with the vast majority of people (77%) finding tipping culture being out of control. Since moving back to the states, I can concur — but that doesn’t mean I tip less! It’s sad there are no standards or protections for service workers, which means they must rely on tricks to make money, therefore reinforcing the scam economy.

Why bring this up? This is to reiterate to any and all C-suiters, leadership, advertisers, and the like how bad most people are doing now. Raises have been stalled or down-trending for years! Everyone’s betting their lives for some financial salvation! And you want to push us to spend money we don’t have? Talk about being a Scrooge. After the year we’ve had, this holiday season may break some people. Know that it’s gonna be a tough one. (Something to build from here, both these findings and the Acorns item: we may be wandering toward brands doing more and more “giving” stunts to counter-act these times while building loyalty. See MyFitnessPal’s recently launched “year’s worth of groceries” stunt, which exchanges logging one’s meals with the potential for free food. Sign of the times?)

🗯️ Quoted: What our rooms say about us

I have a new story out with Dwell, about the trend of digital interior design shows and specifically about the power of Interior Motives, a queer game show where you guess someone’s identity based on their space. I spoke with host Ben Mora in May and in August, who is a fascinating character whose whole thing goes much deeper than giggling at people’s spaces. Something he said helped construct this weekend’s essay on lost privacy, which he said in response to his interior design advice. Here’s what he said, key line bolded by me —

It sounds so canned, but the rooms that get the most negative reaction from me aren’t even necessarily like the dirtiest or the most disturbing. Those I actually find sweet because this is someone truly doing exactly what they want. They’re at peace with themselves. The rooms that I don’t like are when someone follows through on the trend. It’s not designed for functionality or comfort. It’s not designed as a home. It’s more designed as a set, and that I really don’t like because it reminds me of this idea that even your personal space is a site of performance. It’s a way that you can actually display your personality back to yourself. Something about that feels really cynical to me. If the personality you’re displaying is one that you’ve picked up from the internet, I really don’t like that. So I truly say do what you want to do. Don’t try to be tasteful.

It’s not just a Shit Kyle Says™ thing but a larger cultural moment where we are adapting, willingly, to losing our privacy, to relinquishing all of our information and space being “public.” Does that mean everywhere is a third space now? Yes and no, hence why that conversation won’t die. It also gets at something we’ll get into this weekend: Gen Z and young people in general act as they act because they do not know privacy at all. This is the subconscious gas that runs their engine, hence their great conservative swing. All super interesting: read the story here.

🤩 Hollyweird Insider: Who will be our next Dolly Parton?

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